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Join G.A every weekday morning from 5:30-10:00am.

G.A. @ Rock 106 - circa 1982

I decided to let my fans write my bio. According to one fan, "all G.A. fans are delusional". After all, we are talking about fans of a man who brought us the ass mask!!!!!

As one fan put it, after that night at One Shot Charley's in Harrison where G.A. did the table dance wearing only an an apron, we are all scarred for life. Who can ever forget that bonding moment, the crowd chanting in unison, "Get a shirt on that guy!!!!"

For those kind words, you will all be in my new movie, Escape From Mullet Island, or back up singers on my new album, White Men Cant Rap.

32 year old Twice As Much Rock Morning Show intern Ted

and his 24 year old "sexier" brother Nick

Nick's Schweet Schwin

That is a BIG Banna Seat!

Remember MONSTERS OF ROCK 1988?

Sound Bytes from Billy C.

LINKIN PARK and SpongeBob, same people?

Looks like we're in for a LONG HARD WINTER

What is this guy thinking??

"Damn.....Now I remember why I hated watching Austin Powers!"
- Eric W.

"I would only be happier if he had thrust his chest in my face!"
- Jordan T.

"What the F***!!...is that gene simmons comming out his chest? OH! just G.A"
- Mitch

"That takes me back to my breast feeding days"
- Noxious Bob

"Got Milk??"
- The "Biotch"

"Oh yeah, if that's the competition I'm in!!!!!"
- Uncle Nasty

"Give G.A. a few beers and he thinks he's Ms. Racktober"
- The Burner

"Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!"
- The S.O.B.

"Thank you, Lord!"
Haha, that looks like what he's thinking because of his facial expression!
- Ryan B.

"Those t**s are bigger than grama's, wow!"
- Brian C.

"It's true....All Work and no play makes GA one Crazy Guy!!
- Steam Plant Sharon

"Dude.......The bands groupies are freakin me out man!!!!"
"Are those boobs or a hairy chest!! I think I am peaking right now!!!!!!!"

"No wonder Gary acts like such an animal, looks like evolution missed him."
- Paul Ogilvie

"Awesome they are filming Rock Star 2!!! I get to stand next to Man-Whore God of Hair."
- Jeff Phillips

"Alter Bridge's popularity makes me wonder if all European women are this well endowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Eric The Mailman

A message from The President on Global Warming

Why Older Women Shouldn't Sunbathe Topless

Superbowl XLI, 2/4/07 @ Dolphin Stadium
LIL BRO BUTCH AND SILENT JAY IN
"HOW I SPENT MY WINTER VACATION"

Mosh Pit All-Star PAULETTE @ Carlos Mencia
Our own Mosh Pit All-Star Paulette got the lap dance of a lifetime at the Carlos Mencia Punisher Tour show in July '06
MOSH PIT ALL-STAR Paulette

When politicians design outhouses...

Looks like a fun way to vacation!

Finally, a cure for embarassing butt cleavage!
(right-click and download this video)

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